Mr. Billionaire
posted on 30 Aug 2009 23:26 by paradiselostGood and Bad News
Ms. Goodsense : Mr. Billionaire, I have good news and bad news for you.
Mr. Billionaire : Bad news first then the good one.
Ms. Goodsense : You might have heard this. The bad news is there're so many people detest you.
Mr. Billionaire : So much for that! Tell me the good news.
Ms. Goodsense : Those people finally realized that they cannot detest you more than the way they feel right now.
Mr. Billionaire : ...!?!
Good and Bad News II
Ms. Goodsense : Mr. Billionaire, I have good news and bad news for you.
Mr. Billionaire : Bad news first then the good one.
Ms. Goodsense : You might have heard this. The bad news is the Ministry of Foreign Affairs already withdrew your passport.
Mr. Billionaire : So much for that! Tell me the good news.
Ms. Goodsense : Since you don't have to give that ministry the bribe anymore, you can buy yourself tons of sleeping pill.
Mr. Billionaire : ...!?!
Good and Bad News III
Ms. Goodsense : Mr. Billionaire, I have good news and bad news for you.
Mr. Billionaire : Bad news first then the good one.
Ms. Goodsense : You might have heard this. The bad news is CNN didn't believe you in the lastest interview.
Mr. Billionaire : So much for that! Tell me the good news.
Ms. Goodsense : The CNN considerably wants you in the next interview.
Mr. Billionaire : ...!?!
Riddle
Ms. Goodsense : Why does the chicken cross the road?
Mr. Billionaire : How should I know! I'm not the chicken.
Ms. Goodsense : I thought a sharp man like you'd know... Then, why does the donkey cross the road?.
Mr. Billionaire : ...!?!
I came up with these silly jokes after some political incidents in the country. Throughout that time many matters hung around my mind. Many things I wished to say but I just couldn't. Now, I shall not say who is wrong, but I daresay that no one is right in causing one's own motherland troubles. It's not right and they don't have the rights at all.
Yellow or Red or Glue or Breen... Let they reap what they sown!
By the way, I didn't intend to talk about the reason why I named my blog 'Paradise Lost'. But someone outthere misunderstood that I took after a rock band... as if I'm one of it's fan girls, eh? I've never listen to the band so how could I be the fan??? If you're that someone, just look closely and read what written in the comment box background image. It's there..., of course, it's the name of the book. I'm an absolute reader.
